[Cilan can't help but crack a slight smile at that, but he still tries to be the reasonable one here.]

And how do you know that your new mat wouldn't be in poor taste? The quality of its dry flavor could end up being irritating to the skin, or end up not so much as a mat but as an actual pile of moldy or rotting hay, considering your luck so far today, Chili. [...Okay, maybe not "reasonable" so much as mildly poking fun at you now.]