cilantro: (you're too fat to fit in those shorts)
Cilan (デント) ([personal profile] cilantro) wrote in [personal profile] dunkinchili 2014-12-14 02:32 am (UTC)

[That might have been the wrong thing to say, because Cilan's eye twitches at that, and now he sounds a little more irritated.]

No, it doesn't work like that, Chili--and even if it did, that's no excuse to do something reckless like playing around with homemade explosives! [So no, that excuse doesn't fly with us, mister.] What reason could you possibly have to be doing this anyway? This taste is rather dangerous, even for you.

[At least the part where these are "homemade firworks" are concerned--somehow, it doesn't surprise us that Chili would be interested in fireworks, but it's very tempting to yell at you regardless. Hope you've got a good reason for this to stall the incoming lecture, Chili.]

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