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dunkinchili) wrote2014-12-02 01:05 pm
dunkinchili) wrote2014-12-02 01:05 pm
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EIGHT [Video/Action]
[Video]
[The video starts with Pansear, holding a rolled-up piece of paper. Unrolling it and pretending to read, Chili's voice comes from off-screen:]
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! [Is Pansear (terribly) lip-syncing to this?!] A royal decree per his highness, the crown prince of fire Pokemon—
[Pansear makes a face at someone off-screen, presumably Chili, who laughs before directing the camera at him.]
Hey, Luceti! About an hour after sunset, soon as the stars start showing up, there'll be a fireworks display, courtesy of yours truly!
Go out and enjoy, sit somewhere nice and hilly where it's breezy, maybe bring snacks or someone special!
The way I have it set up, it's best viewed from the village plaza, but if you wanna be closer to the action, you could go up to Cherry Blossom Tree Hill for a closer look!
Ladies and gentlemen, look forward to a blazing, bright display that'll get you all fired up!
[Action]
[At around 7 PM, the first firework will go up with a loud bang! Light streaming up into the sky, before descending in a shower of sparks, like a blazing tree of light. A number of smaller, colourful fireworks go up in different directions. Enjoy the show, Luceti!]
[The video starts with Pansear, holding a rolled-up piece of paper. Unrolling it and pretending to read, Chili's voice comes from off-screen:]
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! [Is Pansear (terribly) lip-syncing to this?!] A royal decree per his highness, the crown prince of fire Pokemon—
[Pansear makes a face at someone off-screen, presumably Chili, who laughs before directing the camera at him.]
Hey, Luceti! About an hour after sunset, soon as the stars start showing up, there'll be a fireworks display, courtesy of yours truly!
Go out and enjoy, sit somewhere nice and hilly where it's breezy, maybe bring snacks or someone special!
The way I have it set up, it's best viewed from the village plaza, but if you wanna be closer to the action, you could go up to Cherry Blossom Tree Hill for a closer look!
Ladies and gentlemen, look forward to a blazing, bright display that'll get you all fired up!
[Action]
[At around 7 PM, the first firework will go up with a loud bang! Light streaming up into the sky, before descending in a shower of sparks, like a blazing tree of light. A number of smaller, colourful fireworks go up in different directions. Enjoy the show, Luceti!]
Iris congratulates on perfect use of that phrase
Enjoy the fireworks on your way here!]
thank you iris he is honored by your praise
But soon enough, the time of judgement will come, because eventually he'll have caught up and arrived in person to where Chili is. Maybe even standing right behind his brother when Cilan speaks, which he does once an opportunity comes up for the noise to die down a little enough for him to be heard.]
So, these are the fireworks you've chosen for your display, hm?
[Your brother is smiling though, so that must be a good sign, right...?]
As he should be, she does not give it lightly!
Man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, look, it's
DON'T HURT ME!!
[Yeah, totally uncool and cowardly taste, whatever, Cilan is not someone anyone wants to get on the bad side of.]
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Though to be fair, that probably is the appropriate reaction, especially since Cilan has certainly noticed the fireworks that Chili most definitely had to have made himself. (He suspected there was something off regarding one or two of the ones he stopped to watch for a second earlier...)]
Hm? Why would I want to hurt you, Chili? [...He's still smiling, which is either a very good sign, or a very bad sign.] In fact, I'm glad I was able to find you unharmed, seeing as attempting to contact you through the journal wasn't working out for us...
[Which, the first half of what he just said was true. He is glad to see that Chili hasn't lost any fingers yet while messing with his homemade fireworks. The second half, however, he is perfectly well aware that you were ignoring him, so really this is probably just the calm before the storm...]
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His brother is the very DEFINITION of the calm before the storm and he has no intention of staring right into the eye of it.]
Please don't ruin it, okay? You can yell at me after, I got a reason for all this— and anyway, won't this place fix me up even if something happened?
[Changes to Luceti, what changes.]
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No, it doesn't work like that, Chili--and even if it did, that's no excuse to do something reckless like playing around with homemade explosives! [So no, that excuse doesn't fly with us, mister.] What reason could you possibly have to be doing this anyway? This taste is rather dangerous, even for you.
[At least the part where these are "homemade firworks" are concerned--somehow, it doesn't surprise us that Chili would be interested in fireworks, but it's very tempting to yell at you regardless. Hope you've got a good reason for this to stall the incoming lecture, Chili.]
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[It's Not a Very Good Reason (At All), as might be obvious...
But he's earnest and persistent! Surely, that counts for something?]
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...Fine. I promise that I won't get mad, provided that what you tell me is the truth.
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I did it for this really nice girl, see...!
[FLAWLESS REASON.]
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[Well, true to his word, Cilan doesn't appear to be mad, but he is kind of giving Chili a look as if to say "are you serious" at the moment.]
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[100% SERIOUS.]
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You're doing something extremely dangerous that could potentially hurt yourself or others if you're not careful...for a cute girl. That's...
[Terrible, ridiculous, unacceptable, idiotic--]
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Either way, Cilan seems to suddenly change his tune (or maybe that earlier promise of not getting mad is keeping him from doing so for now) as he leans closer, now curious.]
So then, who is this young lady that you've become infatuated with? [Is it anyone that we know?]
[How long before Cilan blows his lid.]
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell!
[NOT THAT THERE'S BEEN ANY KISSING OR ANYTHING INVOLVED, he's just twitterpated, but he needed a good (???) excuse!]
probably not long at all ahahaha...
Oh my, she must be really important to you if you've gotten that close already! [Oops he's acting like he's taking that literally??] Now I really must know who she is, I simply cannot ignore this most curious taste!
[...Or, he's being dramatic to cover up the fact that he's really close to shaking you in frustration, but hey, still a man of his word so far in not doing that yet.]
[Strategy is not his strong point.]
IS THAT RESHIRAM AND ZEKROM DUKING IT OUT ON A UFO WITH WONDER LAUNCHERS BEHIND YOU?!
[He's totally planning on making a run for it the second Cilan turns around.]
and cilan, while not falling for it, doesn't exactly have a normal response to these things either
Instead, he raises an eyebrow in confusion.]
What? Why would Reshiram and Zekrom be fighting with Wonder Launchers on a UFO? [And here, in Luceti? That's such a ridiculous attempt to try to change the subject...but then he suddenly considers something.] I mean, I guess that could pass for the plot of a Wonder Fighters movie if they make another one that takes place after Part 24 someday, but I think they would be more inclined to fight one another under different circumstances...
[...Cilan, why are you putting any actual thought into this, Chili did not mean for you to take this seriously...]
[We counted on his nerdiness and it payed!]
Chili got away safely!
(Or did he?)]
you'd think that cilan would take a lesson away from this to not get distracted easily but...
[--Oh, you are definitely going to be in trouble when Cilan catches up to you, Chili.]