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SIX [Video/Action]

[When the recording first starts, Chili just stares at his journal, looking lost. There are entirely too many boxes of pastries and donuts entirely cleaned out save for some stray sprinkles, gathered all around him.

He brightens up rather quickly, though, wearing a big grin and presenting compass.]

Hi, this is Chili!

I'm looking for Mars! She saved me when I was in a real jam, so me an' Pansear have been trying to find her, but... has anyone seen her?

Long black hair, red skirt, looks kinda like those schoolgirls from Kanto...

Um, I think she's a Firebender? Anyone know for sure?

I gotta return something to her!

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[Well... this is interesting.]

I haven't heard of any girl firebenders being here.

She says she isn't one... but she shot spears out of fire she made appear from thin air and she was so awesome!

She was like a real life super hero!

A super hero?

Y'know, like Gligarman and stuff! Guys and gals in colourful clothes, flyin' around, shooting laser beams and stuff, beating up bad guys, comic books, movies? The works!

... um, do you guys even have those?

[Gligar-what?]

Uh... no not really.

... you guys are seriously missing out!

What do you do for fun as kids?

[Zuko thinks about this for a moment.]

Well... when I was a kid my sister and I use to play in the palace gardens a lot. And I would spend time with my mother at the turtle duck pond. Then of course there was firebending practice and the occasional trips to the beach.

[That's... really boring, Zuko.]

Palace? The heck is a turtle duck? That like a Psyduck?

... you sound like some fairy tale prince. [Not that you look like one, but.] What year was it in your world before you got here?

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102 AG, why?

Edited 2014-06-08 16:29 (UTC)

... [Totally blank expression as his mind digests it:]

That.

That explains a lot.

[Awkward. Because what could he say to that, really?] So, uh, how do you like things here?

[... What exactly is that supposed to explain. ... You know what? He's not going to ask.]

I don't.

[Not exactly a good question to be asking him so soon after the draft.]

[Good job, Chili, you just killed the conversation.]

... um, I was thinkin' you could try reading a comic book or watching some stuff sometime, I know they got movies... there's something for everybody!

Maybe even things you'd enjoy, like... action movies or something. [I'm sorry, he still remembers you as the guy who flipped out over some nefarious third party who supposedly sent Chili after him, sounds like you could watch an action flick or two, get that stuff out of your system, Zuko.]

[ Its okay Chili you mean well. And despite his grumpiness Zuko does know that. Though he does give the guy a strange look.]

What are movies?

[ He's from well before the time of Movers, bro.]

Edited (Icon yo) 2014-06-08 17:43 (UTC)

[This guy doesn't know what a movie is! Chili grins; this could be fun!]

Moving pictures, sounds, you watch a whole story unfold before your eyes! With special effects that'll make the impossible, possible, my friend!

Let me introduce you to a world the likes of which you've never seen before!

[Throwing out a hand and making broad, sweeping gestures.] Meet me at the park and we'll go get a movie!

[It'll be so much fun, Zuko! You can't stay grumpy while watching a super exciting movie for the first time ever...!]

So... basically a play.

[Though he has to wonder where Chili is going to get people for an impromptu play. This should be interesting.]

Okay fine I'll meet you there.

[Chili's going to just run over, grab you by the arm like he's known you since forever (what is personal space), and haul you to the nearest shop, Zuko!]

[Zuko barely gets there and finds himself accosted.]

Wha-Hey!

[He seems to have little choice in the matter as he's pulled away.]

Look!

[His enthusiastic kidnapper hauls him into the store and pushes him none-too-gently in front of... boxes! Boxes with pictures!

Very tiny actors? Are there plays inside? Maybe they're very flat books. Exciting.]

Tapes! Pick something!

[Zuko stumbles as he's shoved towards a wall of... boxes?]

What?

[Clearly he's confused. He picks one out randomly and looks it over.]

What'cha pick?

[Chili scoots over to get a better look at the cover. Well, what genre does it look like? Zuko, what did you pick up?

A period piece? An action flick? A romcom?]

[Zuko looks really confused as he looks over the box.]

The Mighty... Ducks?

[The heck? Whoever heard of a mighty duck? And those don't look like ducks.]

Look anything like those turtle ducks you mentioned before?

... but sure, if that's what you wanna see...!

[He'll grab it and go] Let's go watch it!

They look like kids... with helmets on.

[Weird. He then blinks as the tape is snatched. Well... its all the same to him really. He doesn't care what they watch. So he just follows Chili.]

[In we go (wait, whose place is this? Is this even where Chili lives? Who knows!), locate the TV, and hey, there's a VHS player, let's pop in the movie! TV's on, everything's ready~~ smaller black box is fed into the bigger black box, stuff starts clicking and whirring aaaaaand—

BOOM, music, colourful logos and pre-feature previews—]

Laaaame, let's skip!

[Noisily fast-forwarding with all the shaky lines and things. Wacky stuff, right, Zuko?]

[What is all this stuff... what is he doing.

Zuko folds his arms and watches as Chili puts a little black box into a bigger box... and... an even bigger box suddenly lights up and blares sound.

Eyes wide and fire in his hand, Zuko suddenly leaps back!]

WHAT IS THAT?

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[Video] This is a surprisingly complicated question.

[Video; that gag tag. xDDD ... and yes, I'd imagine so, poor Zuko.]

[Video] Sob. Stop asking hard questions Chili.

[Video; we're sorry, he's so dense.]

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[Action] Does a random movie generator annnd...

[Action; aww, Zuko wound up with a Disney movie~]

[Action: Amazing right? Lol]

[Action: /adorable/!]

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